Today's Breakdown
Bref descriptif
Surviving a Long-Term Affair and Saving a Marriage
Transforming Communication and Parenting in a Troubled Marriage
Healing a Marriage by Confronting Insecurities and Building Trust
Religious Differences and Strengthening Marriage Bonds
The Affection Gap: Bridging Emotional Distance in a Long-Term Marriage
Workplace Dating Detours
When Blind Dates Go Wrong
Comfort Vs. Fulfillment In Modern Dating
Demanding Respect and Openness in a Relationship
Get Outta My Dating Pool
Seeking Clarity and Connection in Dating
Gym Flirting 101
Finding Balance in Love After Loss
So today was a pretty normal day...and for me a normal day is still pretty crazy.
Morning-
I woke up at 11 to a call from Re. We were going to hang out before my family dinner tonight. Well, I decided that I wasn't done sleeping yet, which may or may not have had something to do with the 8 beers and one over the counter sleep aide I took the night before. I roll over telling myself just a couple more minutes and then woke to Jesse's text at 12:45 and decide to respond to her text of, "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay". Yup...that's what I had to wake up for!
*Text Jesse "sup?" and then text Re "just waking up, apparently I needed sleep. Do you still want to hang out?"
*Realize Jesse wanted nothing more than to ask, "Whatcha doin" and wanted to rip her head off.
*Push myself up out of bed and motivate myself to get showered and dressed.
*Quickly check my blog comments and read a couple of my favorite blogs.
*Realize I lost a reader and wonder, "What did I do? What's wrong with me? Where did I go wrong?" Then quickly realize...their loss.
Afternoon-
*Get to Re's around 2:30 in time to see her brother struggling with a window (as he tries to remove their air conditioning unit) but he can't seem to get it to release said air conditioner.
*Decide that I'm the right person to help (I'm NOT) and when my super woman strength is added to the window prior to having a good hand on the unit it topples a good 4 feet to the driveway, crushing her trashcan, scratching her car (minimal damage) and breaking the air conditioner!
*Feel hideous guilt and realize I should have stayed in bed. Offer to pay for a new unit. Am told they are getting central heat/air soon so they were going to sell it on eBay and feel only slightly better.
*Have to face Jimi when he gets home and realizes that I broke his air conditioner. He forgives me because (and I quote) "I have boobs" and if he yells at me I may not come over any more so he can stare at them. I guess being a well endowed woman has it's privileges after all.
Evening-
*Go to my Aunts house for my cousins Birthday dinner. His birthday is on Halloween. His sister's is Christmas Eve...I'm pretty sure my Aunt planned this somehow. The dinner is also so everyone can wish my father well before his surgery Tuesday.
*Realize that my fool proof "wear eye makeup so you won't cry" plan still works. I'm telling you it's ground breaking!
*Eat an amazing dinner and play with my niece.
*Help to clean up and then head to my other Aunts (mom's the oldest of 5 so I have 3 aunts and an uncle on her side) house to hang with her new labradoodle puppy and relax a bit.
*I introduce her to the snazzy napper (my white elephant gift of choice for the holiday season--PLEASE look it up!) and the shake weight (another gem that you must check out the YouTube video for) and made her laugh till she cried.
*We then spent a good hour on clips of the Ellen Degeneres show...again making her laugh till she cried. Hilarious.
*Around 11:45 I decide to leave and head home because I have to be up early in the morning to go see my youngest sister play in an 11am basketball game a little over an hour away and have to meet at my parents house at 9:30 and they live about a half hour away.
*I get stuck in a long ass line for a DUI checkpoint. They have been doing a lot of these lately, which I'm super grateful for, but even when I know I'm not drunk I still get nervous!!
*I get to talk to a super (and I mean REALLY ) hunky cop who asks how I'm doing tonight.
*I'm thinking, "Aww, how sweet. He likes me" and answer, "Just fine. How about yourself? Staying warm enough?" (it's about 48 degrees out right now). He smiles and says, "I could be warmer."
*I think to myself, "Clearly he wants to share my bed. That was such a come-on! Score." Sgt. Hunky then asks where I'm coming from tonight? I consider saying something coy like, "Straight outta your dreams and right into your arms" or "Honey, I was sent straight from heaven, just for you." but go with, "Uhhhh...my Aunts house."
*He then asks me where she lives. I smile and answer, "Broomall".
*All this while his partner is on the other side of the car searching my backseat through the window with his flashlight. I suppose he's looking for empty beer cans or bottles of liquor rattling around on the floor of my car. Tied up midgets? Maybe some rope, a knife, and a shovel? Who knows!
*He is shining his flashlight in my face and I think, "God, he really just wants to get a good look at me. How enticing." I then consider acting insanely intoxicated, then realize they don't frisk drunk people...they just throw them in jail and reconsider.
*Sgt. Hunky sends me on my way with a, "Have a great night Miss. Get home safe." I'm thinking, "YES! I didn't get ma'am! AND he wants me to have a great night...it's love!"
Yup....that was my day. I destroyed a friends property, avoided crying, laughed my ass off, and has a brief but beautiful love affair with a cop. Not too shabby my friends...not too shabby!
PS...Happy Halloween!!
Transforming Communication and Parenting in a Troubled Marriage
Healing a Marriage by Confronting Insecurities and Building Trust
Religious Differences and Strengthening Marriage Bonds
The Affection Gap: Bridging Emotional Distance in a Long-Term Marriage
Workplace Dating Detours
When Blind Dates Go Wrong
Comfort Vs. Fulfillment In Modern Dating
Demanding Respect and Openness in a Relationship
Get Outta My Dating Pool
Seeking Clarity and Connection in Dating
Gym Flirting 101
Finding Balance in Love After Loss
So today was a pretty normal day...and for me a normal day is still pretty crazy.
Morning-
I woke up at 11 to a call from Re. We were going to hang out before my family dinner tonight. Well, I decided that I wasn't done sleeping yet, which may or may not have had something to do with the 8 beers and one over the counter sleep aide I took the night before. I roll over telling myself just a couple more minutes and then woke to Jesse's text at 12:45 and decide to respond to her text of, "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay". Yup...that's what I had to wake up for!
*Text Jesse "sup?" and then text Re "just waking up, apparently I needed sleep. Do you still want to hang out?"
*Realize Jesse wanted nothing more than to ask, "Whatcha doin" and wanted to rip her head off.
*Push myself up out of bed and motivate myself to get showered and dressed.
*Quickly check my blog comments and read a couple of my favorite blogs.
*Realize I lost a reader and wonder, "What did I do? What's wrong with me? Where did I go wrong?" Then quickly realize...their loss.
Afternoon-
*Get to Re's around 2:30 in time to see her brother struggling with a window (as he tries to remove their air conditioning unit) but he can't seem to get it to release said air conditioner.
*Decide that I'm the right person to help (I'm NOT) and when my super woman strength is added to the window prior to having a good hand on the unit it topples a good 4 feet to the driveway, crushing her trashcan, scratching her car (minimal damage) and breaking the air conditioner!
*Feel hideous guilt and realize I should have stayed in bed. Offer to pay for a new unit. Am told they are getting central heat/air soon so they were going to sell it on eBay and feel only slightly better.
*Have to face Jimi when he gets home and realizes that I broke his air conditioner. He forgives me because (and I quote) "I have boobs" and if he yells at me I may not come over any more so he can stare at them. I guess being a well endowed woman has it's privileges after all.
Evening-
*Go to my Aunts house for my cousins Birthday dinner. His birthday is on Halloween. His sister's is Christmas Eve...I'm pretty sure my Aunt planned this somehow. The dinner is also so everyone can wish my father well before his surgery Tuesday.
*Realize that my fool proof "wear eye makeup so you won't cry" plan still works. I'm telling you it's ground breaking!
*Eat an amazing dinner and play with my niece.
*Help to clean up and then head to my other Aunts (mom's the oldest of 5 so I have 3 aunts and an uncle on her side) house to hang with her new labradoodle puppy and relax a bit.
*I introduce her to the snazzy napper (my white elephant gift of choice for the holiday season--PLEASE look it up!) and the shake weight (another gem that you must check out the YouTube video for) and made her laugh till she cried.
*We then spent a good hour on clips of the Ellen Degeneres show...again making her laugh till she cried. Hilarious.
*Around 11:45 I decide to leave and head home because I have to be up early in the morning to go see my youngest sister play in an 11am basketball game a little over an hour away and have to meet at my parents house at 9:30 and they live about a half hour away.
*I get stuck in a long ass line for a DUI checkpoint. They have been doing a lot of these lately, which I'm super grateful for, but even when I know I'm not drunk I still get nervous!!
*I get to talk to a super (and I mean REALLY ) hunky cop who asks how I'm doing tonight.
*I'm thinking, "Aww, how sweet. He likes me" and answer, "Just fine. How about yourself? Staying warm enough?" (it's about 48 degrees out right now). He smiles and says, "I could be warmer."
*I think to myself, "Clearly he wants to share my bed. That was such a come-on! Score." Sgt. Hunky then asks where I'm coming from tonight? I consider saying something coy like, "Straight outta your dreams and right into your arms" or "Honey, I was sent straight from heaven, just for you." but go with, "Uhhhh...my Aunts house."
*He then asks me where she lives. I smile and answer, "Broomall".
*All this while his partner is on the other side of the car searching my backseat through the window with his flashlight. I suppose he's looking for empty beer cans or bottles of liquor rattling around on the floor of my car. Tied up midgets? Maybe some rope, a knife, and a shovel? Who knows!
*He is shining his flashlight in my face and I think, "God, he really just wants to get a good look at me. How enticing." I then consider acting insanely intoxicated, then realize they don't frisk drunk people...they just throw them in jail and reconsider.
*Sgt. Hunky sends me on my way with a, "Have a great night Miss. Get home safe." I'm thinking, "YES! I didn't get ma'am! AND he wants me to have a great night...it's love!"
Yup....that was my day. I destroyed a friends property, avoided crying, laughed my ass off, and has a brief but beautiful love affair with a cop. Not too shabby my friends...not too shabby!
PS...Happy Halloween!!
Date de début de l'évènement
25.02.2023
Date de fin de l'évènement
27.02.2023
Adresse
SA
Type d'évènement